Go Baby Scout Figure on Pre Order

Sometimes, I have the weirdest gig ever. So weird, in fact, that occasionally things happen that make me sit back and ponder, “How is this my life? How did I get to this place?”

Today, that moment happened because Josh sent me an email. It read, “This is the craziest thing ever. It needs to be on CDX. Figure this one out.”

The thing in question? Oh, just a figure of a baby in a bunny suit with an automatic weapon and a gas mask.  

Points from the sales pitch: this figure features meticulous attention to detail. It also comes with anti-noise earphones and a tactical vest. It has “hard core style.”

Under “Really Good Advertising Ideas,” here’s something you won’t see: a 1/6 scale baby in a freaking engine. 

I’m pretty familiar with the brain freeze-esque WTF moments Japan so graciously gives us on a near daily basis. This humdinger, however, can’t even claim that as an excuse. 

Think this is one of the most messed up things you’ve ever seen? Hold onto your facial scars, because they also made a Joker. 

The Scout is up for pre-order now, if you’re trying to furnish a guest bedroom typically meant for people you want to freak out/coerce into leaving. It costs roughly $150. Money well spent.